29 Funny Flashes

A One-Word Yet Possibly... by Ingrid Jendrzejewski 

An Alpaca Walked In by Catherine O’Brien         

Aries: Big Dick Energy by Ken Elkes         

Cialis by Dave Housley    

Corporate Announcement Regarding the Monster on the Stairs by Cecilia Kennedy

Fun Things to Try at Work When You're Quiet Quitting by Suzanne Hicks       

Fussy Eater by Gaynor Jones      
Two Dudes and Three Witches by Chris Cottom

Gap In My CV by Erik Kennedy                

Homo sapien allotmentitus Observed  by Marie Gethins           

Hungover Bear Essentials by Evan Allgood                     

I'm a Rubber Duck and I'm Resigning from My Position at Bathtub Inc. by Emily Kapp & Daniel Stillman                                    

In the Pink by Susmita Ramani   

My All-Purpose Acceptance Speech by Serena Jayne     

My Aunt's New Haircut by Julia Ruth Smith                    

Nipple Gun with Brest Milk Shots by Alice Kinerk           

On Reflection We’ve Decided We’re Going to Keep You by Gary Duncan   

Ragnarök Postponed by Tavia Allan 

Roleplay by Natalie Warther 

Spiders at the Crematorium by Emma Robertson          

Sure You Can Regulate My Uterus by Kathryn Baecht                

The Feast of Fabian According to Theobald The Pious by Karen Walker 

The Liberation of Anita Muff  by Jude Potts 

The Pantheon Ombudsman by Sarah Oakes 

The Rapture by Nancy Stohlomn                    

The Yeti Who Lives Alone In The California Suburbs by Eliot Li 

Tiny Lionel Richie In My Driveway by Michael Loveday 

Wedding Guests by Fancine Witte

Who Cares about Bleeding Walls When It’s a Fixed-Rate Mortgage? by Samuel Edwards   

With many thanks to Chris Cottom, Gaynor Jones, James Montgomery, Karen Walker, Ken Elkes, Matt Kendrick, Michael Loveday, Sarah Oakes, S.A. Greene, and Sumitra Singam for their help with putting this list together.